in my office ...
May. 29th, 2009 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
... there are a number of tools useful for dealing with software.
There is an inflatable dinosaur (a stegosaurus).
There is an aerosol can of Bullshit Repellent (Dr. Barnett's World Famous, no flourocarbons, Rusol Associates, Temecula CA).
There is a baseball bat.
Sometimes it's best to inflate the dinosaur and calmly stroke it while accepting it as the reality with which we have to cope.
Sometimes it's best to aim the Bullshit Repellent and accept the cost of having to smell the result even after the problem has been banished.
Sometimes it's best to close the door on the locker room, pick up the bat, and when all is done use the showers to wash away the telltale evidence.
There is an inflatable dinosaur (a stegosaurus).
There is an aerosol can of Bullshit Repellent (Dr. Barnett's World Famous, no flourocarbons, Rusol Associates, Temecula CA).
There is a baseball bat.
Sometimes it's best to inflate the dinosaur and calmly stroke it while accepting it as the reality with which we have to cope.
Sometimes it's best to aim the Bullshit Repellent and accept the cost of having to smell the result even after the problem has been banished.
Sometimes it's best to close the door on the locker room, pick up the bat, and when all is done use the showers to wash away the telltale evidence.